Mommy is a little tired, but sexy none the less. Thanks for taking care of us mom. We love you.

My babies

Not quite as cute as mom, but still pretty fricken cute.

Beanie baby

Noooooo! Mooooooooommmmm! Where are you!!

What's this?

I love you mom

Little help?

Can someone say Tom Cruise look alike. Minus the unproportioned head

Mom's about to get dominated. HERE COMES THE DREADFUL ELBOW DROP! OOOOOYYYYYEEEEAAAA!

We've been teaching him poses. It gets pretty hard being ridiculously good looking. This one's called 'naked steal'

Steele's?....BBQ?.....mountains?....Dad?!!!! WHAT THE?!!

I know....did Jake just say Dad, bbq, and mountains in the same sentence. This is no joke. Who would joke about something like this. Last time this happened we were all youngins and we were wearing cut off shorts that would be considered a thong these days. I don't know how she did it, but Patty somehow managed to place father in a vehicle and transport him to a mountaineous region where there were leafy tall swaying plants called trees and a flaming hot substance called fire. We partook of delicious foods called hot dogs and hamburgers, we think they are German. At one point we placed a half melted puffy sugar pillow called a marsh mellow in between two cracker like shells with a chunk of cubed brown solid sugar called chocolate. It was amazingly tasty and it made us all say, 'mmm, can I have smore'? Later someone told us that was the name of this goody, a smore. It makes perfect sense. Thank you nature, thank you for letting us once again enjoy a hearty game of horse shoes with the old man.